Time To Shave?

Oh boy, Brad, do you see what’s on your face? I think he needs to shave, and if not, he shouldn’t be braiding his goatee. Maybe he was Captain Jack Sparrow for Halloween and hasn’t got around to fixing himself. Come on, Brad, clean yourself up.

Halloween Don’ts

Halloween if coming up soon, and you want the best costume. Make sure to follow these rules and you’ll be sure to catch everyone’s eyes, in a good way!

1. Don’t be so unoriginal.

Leave Them In The Garden

I’m not really sure why Crocs became so popular, but I’m sure I’m not the only person who’s bothered by seeing entire families with matching Crocs. They come in every color and style you can think of. For the kids, Disney, Spongebob, and even Scooby Doo Crocs are available. In 2007, Crocs had a profit of $168.2 million and they had been a great hit.

Amy Winehouse Should Never Leave The House

When does Amy Winehouse ever look good? She wears an ”itsy bitsy teenie weenie” mix and match bikini that is completely unflattering (left). It covers just enough to not have to censor this picture, but it almost makes people want this picture censored.

16 Going On 25 With No Self Respect

Miley Cyrus is 16 years old with a fan base of mostly girls younger than that age. She’s a role model for young girls, and needs to keep that in mind. Miley is a pretty girl, she doesn’t have to show so much skin. That outfit she’s wearing would be cute paired up with some leggings, but the way she wore it reveals too much. Being a role model for little girls, she should keep in mind that girls are going to want to dress like her, and this is not how young girls should dress. And where is Billy Ray Cyrus? Although nobody wants an overprotective father, he should be there to stop his daughter from dressing and acting out of line. Miley, have some respect and dress like a lady.

Halloween moved to September 13th?

Lady Gaga makes everyday Halloween. No disrespect to her, but what is she ever thinking? Here she is at the MTV VMA’s, not surprising anyone with her strange wardrobe. She performs ‘Paparazzi’ (left) with tons of fake blood and wacky hair. She never fails to be center of attention. But her choice of clothing for later that night can’t use ‘performing’ for an excuse (right). She went on stage to accept her award for Best New Artist in an extremely unusual outfit which completely covered her face. My mother always tells me to push my hair back out of my face, it bothers her so much when i cover my face. Good thing Lady Gaga isn’t her daughter. Some one please tell me how Lady Gaga was able to breathe that night.