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Time To Shave?

Starlet — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:38:45 +0000

Oh boy, Brad, do you see what’s on your face? I think he needs to shave, and if not, he shouldn’t be braiding his goatee. Maybe he was Captain Jack Sparrow for Halloween and hasn’t got around to fixing himself. Come on, Brad, clean yourself up.

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Halloween Don’ts

Starlet — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:23:41 +0000

Halloween if coming up soon, and you want the best costume. Make sure to follow these rules and you’ll be sure to catch everyone’s eyes, in a good way!

1. Don’t be so unoriginal.

Putting a sheet over you to be a ghost isn’t the best way to stand out. Buying your costume in a package isn’t going to make you stand out either. Why don’t you try making your costume this year? Buy a pair of ears, fuzzy black and pink gloves and some face paint and be a cat. Getting a cute lacy outfit to be a cute cat is more creative than just buying the package and being a sexy cat like every other girl you’ll see that night.

2. Don’t be so trashy.

You can be sexy without looking desperate. I’m not saying you need clothes that go down to your toes. You can wear a full body suit that’s form-fitting to show off your body. But you can even shorts dresses, shorts, and skirts; just don’t make them too little. If the bottom of your costume is going to cut off very short, cover your midriff. No need to expose too much skin.

3. Don’t be so goofy.

Yes, being funny attracts attention, but try not to make yourself look stupid. Drop the “Sugar Babies” costume that completely hides your figure, and pick up some “Cave Girl” for you and your friends. You can be original and creative with this, also. Get some brown, green, and leopard print fabrics to cut up and make your outfit. However you design it, you can make it look really cute. Even get a couple flowers to put in your hair.

Follow these simple rules this year to have the most dazzling Halloween costume.

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Leave Them In The Garden

Starlet — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:37:16 +0000

I’m not really sure why Crocs became so popular, but I’m sure I’m not the only person who’s bothered by seeing entire families with matching Crocs. They come in every color and style you can think of. For the kids, Disney, Spongebob, and even Scooby Doo Crocs are available. In 2007, Crocs had a profit of $168.2 million and they had been a great hit. But then in just one year, the company had been faced with a huge problem (which I believe is a wish come true): the sales were greatly going down and people had stopped buying them. Either customers had already owned every possible pair of Crocs out there or they had just came to their senses, but the company was greatly struggling with debt. Many claim that these shoes are very comfortable, but I wouldn’t feel very comfortable leaving the house in a pair of these. Of course we all still see a select few around sporting their garden shoes, but hopefully this trend will soon come to an end.

Amy Winehouse Should Never Leave The House

Starlet — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:48:01 +0000

When does Amy Winehouse ever look good? She wears an ”itsy bitsy teenie weenie” mix and match bikini that is completely unflattering (left). It covers just enough to not have to censor this picture, but it almost makes people want this picture censored. When buying a swimsuit, heres a tip: Make sure it fits. Of course you don’t want to get those annoying tan lines but its better to have bigger tan lines and to have your body parts secure than small, disgraceful swimwear. Next time, Amy, maybe you can find the right size for your swimsuit and maybe it will match. And her hair, does she brush it? A giant nest sitting on top of someone’s head is not a style I’d be influenced by. It seems like when Amy’s at rehab, she’s in need of a fashion lesson as well. She needs more help than she can get.

16 Going On 25 With No Self Respect

Starlet — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:54:15 +0000

Miley Cyrus is 16 years old with a fan base of mostly girls younger than that age. She’s a role model for young girls, and needs to keep that in mind. Miley is a pretty girl, she doesn’t have to show so much skin. That outfit she’s wearing would be cute paired up with some leggings, but the way she wore it reveals too much. Being a role model for little girls, she should keep in mind that girls are going to want to dress like her, and this is not how young girls should dress. And where is Billy Ray Cyrus? Although nobody wants an overprotective father, he should be there to stop his daughter from dressing and acting out of line. Miley, have some respect and dress like a lady.

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Halloween moved to September 13th?

Starlet — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:48:41 +0000

Lady Gaga makes everyday Halloween. No disrespect to her, but what is she ever thinking? Here she is at the MTV VMA’s, not surprising anyone with her strange wardrobe. She performs ‘Paparazzi’ (left) with tons of fake blood and wacky hair. She never fails to be center of attention. But her choice of clothing for later that night can’t use ‘performing’ for an excuse (right). She went on stage to accept her award for Best New Artist in an extremely unusual outfit which completely covered her face. My mother always tells me to push my hair back out of my face, it bothers her so much when i cover my face. Good thing Lady Gaga isn’t her daughter. Some one please tell me how Lady Gaga was able to breathe that night.